WESTERN CONFERENCE 1.) San Antonio Spurs- The
Spurs come back w/ most of their team intact, except for one glaring absence-- Sean
Elliott, who had to semi-retire due to a kidney transplant. I don't think he'll be back.
He will be missed. But the Spurs seem to have adequately replaced him w/ players that are
better than average. Samaki Walker is a big inside presence that should nab Tim Duncan and
David Robinson plenty of rest. Terry Porter is the best backup PG in the league. The Spurs
didn't rebuild, they reloaded.
Projected starting lineup: 2.) Houston Rockets- The
Rockets are always accused of being old and slow, but damn, Hakeem and Charles can still
get it on w/ the best of them. They got the PG they've lacked since Sam Cassell, and it
happens to be the most electrifying rookie in the league. To top it off, Houston also
signed Utah's most promising young stud. Damn Houston.
-> Steve Francis- He should finish #2 in the
Rookie of the Year voting. But he should lead all rookies in steals and assists. Watch for
the highlights and hold your breath. 3.) Utah Jazz- You guys should
know how much I Utah by now. Every year I go out and root against them. Why? Because
they're dirty, they bitch on every call, and Karl Malone is the dirtiest cheap shot artist
since Mike Tyson. Plus they're full of slow white boys who can't dunk, and run an
unexciting half court back door system. Damn I hate the Jazz.......
-> John Stockton- I think we should watch
him because this is his last year. It'll be a nice swan song, and yet another chapter in
the book of veterans who play until they make a mockery of themselves, not knowing when to
quit. 4.) Minnesota Timberwolves-
Minnesota is one big man away from being title contenders. They have a awesome nucleus of
young guns, in Kevin Garnett, Wally World, and Joe Smith. They also have William Avery
waiting to take over when Terrell Brandon falters. Wow. If only they could add interior
muscle. A players like Anthony Mason would do wonders for Minnesota. Yah, you betcha, for
Pete's sake.
-> Wally Szczerbiak- He's a six shooter w/ unbelievable range. His speed and defense may be suspect, but I don't expect that to make much of an impact, since all he's required to do here is pop the threes.
Projected starting lineup: 5.) Denver Nuggets- Denver's my
little secret team that I'm gonna be keeping an eye on. They're loaded w/ speedy,
combustible youth. If they all click, they'll give any traditional juggernaut fits,
including Portland. Look for the addition of Ron Mercer to turn the Nuggets into a run and
gun fast breaking team that scores above 100 points a game. Nick Van Exel, Ron Mercer,
Antonio McDyess, and Raef Lafrentz form a core of thuggish studs that would rather look
good losing than look bad winning.
-> Ron Mercer- He lost favor in Boston, but Rick Pitino desperately wanted to keep this future star. He is one of the best finishers in the league. Watch for him on ESPN.
Projected starting lineup: 6.) Vancouver Grizzlies- People
have decried the Grizzlies for drafting Steve Francis only to trade him away. Don't worry,
Vancouver, they'll eat their words, because the Grizzlies solidified their weaknesses by
getting 2 up and coming youngsters in Michael Dickerson and Othella Harrington. While the
trade won't get them anywhere near the playoffs, things are looking up. Besides, Francis
wouldn't have fit in there anyways.
-> Michael Dickerson- He's actually pretty
big, around 6' 5", and damn he's a sharp shooter that will assasinate you from
anywhere on the court. His selection is uncanny for a guy so young. Look for him the have
one of the highest shooting % among guards. 7.) Dallas Mavericks- Sigh, the
Mavericks are destined once again to dwell in the the dank cellars of the NBA. But things
are looking up. Literally. Dallas pulled the trigger on Wang Zhi-zhi, a 7+ foot prodigy
from China. However, he needs to be freed from China's army to come play here. And we know
how much the Communists love us over here.
-> Cedric Ceballos- He missed most of last
year w/ broken wrists, but this year he should be back scoring 15+ points a game, getting
a lot of under-the-basket buckets. |