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Message
in a Bottle
(By Gerry Wang)
MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE
(Kevin Costner, Robin Wright Penn, Paul Newman)
by Gerry Wang
_____Since this past
weekend was Valentine's Day Weekend, naturally the more
amorous side of Gerry came out in full force. Much like
the transformation of a werewolf during a full moon. So I
decide to bite the bullet, and watch a chick movie, since
all guys are legally obligated, by penalty of being
dumped, to do something romantic on Valentine's Day
Weekend. I will now launch into a tirade over why I hate
Valentine's Day.
_____What, may I ask
all women, is the big deal over Valentine's Day? What is
its purpose? Is it to make all single people feel worse?
To inflate the egos of certain individuals who are overly
elated at having a girlfriend? Why do we celebrate this?
If you examine the background of Valentine's Day, you'd
see that it is actually a Catholic holiday named for St.
Valentine. I ain't Catholic, so why do I have to go
through the hell of buying plants and cocoa-bean
confections? It doesn't make sense. You see, Valentine's
Day has evolved into what Halloween has, and also
Christmas, to a certain extent. It has become the
Commercial Holiday, where the sole purpose of celebration
has become material and profit-hungry, rather than
ideologically based.
_____Ok, end of
manifesto.
_____So I go watch
MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE on the eve of Valentine's Day. I
reluctantly part with my 10 bucks for 2 student tickets.
I only saw the trailer for this movie, which was pretty
interesting, and I didn't do my usual routine of reading
every review I can get my hands on and watching Siskel
and Ebert before I watch the movie. You see? What did I
say, Romantic-Gerry does things spontaneously and on a
whim! Which girls usually like.
_____I came into the
movie theater a blank slate, without any outside
influence at all. I expected MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE to be so
sweet I'd get cavities from watching. So syrupy that I'd
best prepare my hotcakes. But to my surprise, I found
myself enjoying MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE, which wasn't really
that cheesy after all.
_____MESSAGE IN A
BOTTLE, adapted from Nicholas Sparks' best-selling novel,
is the story of two heartbroken strangers, one a divorced
researcher, Theresa Osborne, (Robin Wright Penn, from
FORREST GUMP) for the Chicago Tribune who is sharing
joint custody of her beloved son with her ex-husband, who
has since remarried. The other is a mariner, Garret
Blake, (Kevin Costner, doing the same terse WATERWORLD
character except this time it's set in the present) from
North Carolina, a solitude seaman (I love this pun) who
lost his beloved wife Catherine two years ago to
sickness.
_____One day, as
Theresa is jogging she stumbles upon a bottle with a
letter in it. She reads the message in the bottle, a
letter from a man to his dead wife Catherine, and is
instantly blown away by the sadness and grief conveyed in
the letter. She finds herself curious as to who the
author is, since it is only signed "G." Theresa
brings it back to her newspaper, and it instantly becomes
a media sensation, as everyone is enraptured by the
tremendous love this mysterious man has for his dead
wife. Theresa finds herself falling in love.
_____Eventually, the
Chicago Tribune is flooded with letters about the
"Message In A Bottle," and someone writes that
he/she has also found a letter, and enclosed a photo
copy. Theresa suddenly realizes that she can track down
this "G.", and proceeds to do so, looking at
the model of typewriter, stationary, bottle used,
mapping, etc..... and other neat detective tactics.
Eventually she finds who wrote the messages, a certain
Garret Blake.
_____Theresa then
decides to follow her heart, and seek out this mysterious
Garret Blake. She finds him, along with his stodgy ol'
pops (Paul Newman, who steals the show). They both fall
in love, but both are torn.......... Theresa because of
the fact that she exploited Garret's own grief to find
him, Garret because he still loves his dead wife, and is
afraid of, even guilty towards moving on. The whole
latter half of the movie is about Garret's slow process
of healing his wounds with the help of his new love,
Theresa.
_____Both Kevin Costner
and Robin Wright Penn give great romantic, yet restrained
performances, with Costner returning to his old leading
man self. I've never seen someone convey as much emotion
just working on a boat as Costner does with his Garret
Blake. Robin Wright Penn is also fantastic as a good
mother who's lonely, and following her heart and taking
risks for the first time in her life. But ultimately, I
wasn't really charmed with Costner and Penn's chemistry.
It just didn't click the same way as the Hanks/Ryan,
Bacall/Bogart, Leigh/Gable duos in movie history. But I
suppose that is asking for too much, since I did like
this movie regardless.
_____I want to call it
right now. Paul Newman will garner an Oscar nomination
for his performance as Garret Blake's codgety pops, a
recovering alcoholic who loves his son deeply. Garret's
all he has left, and all he wants is to see his son happy
again. The way father and son banter and take jabs at one
another made this movie very enjoyable.
_____Another aspect of
MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE I really loved was its beautiful
depiction of the Eastern United States Seaboard. The
beach looks idyllic, and the quaint little seaside town
looks ripped straight from a Norman Rockwell Saturday
Evening Post painting. Even the Chicago Tribune offices
looked glamorous. As my devout readers already know, I'm
a sucker for lush cinematography in a movie. =)
_____But what
ultimately lowers MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE from ***1/2 to
merely *** is its ending, which seems arbitrary and
totally unnecessary. This movie is tearjerky enough. We
don't need Kevin Costner doing stupid things and pissing
the audience off. That's all I'll say about the ending.
_____So go watch
MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE with a date. It is sentimental and
weepy, perfect for female companions. Bring napkins and a
shoulder pad, since there are plenty of sad moments for
you two to cuddle.
***/4
BABE-O-METER: 2- [Semi do-able]
Robin Wright Penn looks like Rebecca Romijn from some
angles, but damn, she got 2 moles on the right side of
her face!
The scale is as follows:
* 4-- Greek Goddesses (Highest)- Some nice, delicious
honeys; i.e. Jenny McCarthy
* 3-- Lovely- Pretty girls, but not knockouts; i.e.
Jennifer Lopez
* 2-- Semi Do-able- Middle of the road type of girls;
i.e. Jennie Garth
* 1-- I am limp (Lowest)- Butt ugly banshees; i.e. my sis
Jennifer Wang =)
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