SONG OF THE WEEK: THE NEXT GENERATION #3

BREE SHARP - A CHEAP & EVIL GIRL
"David Duchovny" (6,116,148 bytes MP3 format)

Gerry:

    Just the title of the song is enough to pique your interest huh? I remember reading about this song in TV Guide and wondering what the hell it was. It was an underground song that was gaining a pop following, a song about a woman's obsession w/ David Duchovny.

    The X-Files is one of my most favorite show ever, so naturally I was very curious to see what this woman had to say about its male star. I still can't understand why Duchovny's been elevated to hunk status. My friend's gf's sister is a huge David Duchovny fan. Posters everywhere, "Die Tea" (that's Duchovny's pretty wife) carved into her skin...... I don't get it!

    But I eventually acquired the mp3 and found myself chuckling at its ballad of a star-struck fanatic. The catchy choir will get stuck in your head for sure.... "David Duchovny, why don't you love me?" Heh heh heh.

Rice:

    Wow! The first time I heard this song was... well, right now, when Gerry just sent it to me. I must say I'm hooked. I can't stop playing this song... even in my head right now, I can hear the ringing chorus, "David Duchovny, why won't you love me?"... The overall song is a good mixture of pop and a dose of rock, which strikes a positive note with me. I know it's a slightly hefty download, but it's worth it!

    Hm, and what's the big deal over Gillian Anderson? She's no hottie, but it seems like the X-Files has elevated marginal looking actresses to model-status or something. Heh, at least there isn't an obsession song for Gillian Anderson... or is there?

Lyrics:

It's Sunday night; I am curled up in my room
The tv light fills my heart like a balloon
I hold it in as best I can; I know I'm just another fan,
But I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent man..
And I can't wait any more for him to discover me,
I got it bad for David Duchovny,
David Duchovny, why won't you love me,
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?

My friends all tell me, "Girl you know it's just a show,"
but deep within his eyes I see me wrapped up like a bow,
Watching the sky for a sign, the FBI's on my mind,
I'm waiting for the day when my lucky stars align
In the form of David Duchovny, floating above me,
in the alien light of the spaceship of love, oh,
David Duchovny, hovering above me,
American Heathcliff, brooding and comely,
David Duchovny, why won't you love me,
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?

So smooth and so smart, he's abducted my heart,
and I'm falling apart from the looks I've received from those eyes;
I can't believe, well you can say I'm naive,
but he told me to believe...... Ooooooooo....

My bags are packed, I am ready for my flight,
Gonna put an end to my daydream days and sleepless nights,
Sitting like a mindless clone, wishing he would tap my phone,
Just to hear the breath of the man, the myth, the monotone...
And I would say
David Duchovny, why won't you love me,
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?
David Duchovny, why won't you love me,
Why won't you love me, why won't you love me?

David Duchovny, I want you to love me,
to kiss and to hug me, debrief and debug me,
David Duchovny, I know you could love me,
I'm sweet and I'm cuddly,
I'm gonna kill Scully!
David Duchovny, why won't you love me, why won't
you love me, why won't you love me?
Yeah.......

"I'll be waiting... In Nevada "