(By Rice World Staff)
RICE WORLD'S NFL WEEK 9 STAFF PICKS
by None, Rice, Gerry
Remember what I said
about that cycle thing last week? Forget about it. I might as well tag the ASS picture on
my forehead week in and week out, as I continuously show my inability to understand
football and the way the games are played. Dammit. It's either that or I manage to get
robbed in two or three games each week. Okay, enough self-pitying. Week 9, a new week for
redemption, or yet another week in which I am once again propelled to the bottom of the
rankings? There are many interesting games this week, but none more so than the clash of
the titans. Tennessee @ Miami will be a doozy. Without further ado, let's unveil our ASS
OF THE WEEK (hint: it's me again!):
|
Wins |
Losses |
Locks |
Back |
None |
75 |
39 |
6-2 |
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Gerry |
67 |
47 |
4-4 |
8 |
Rice |
65 |
49 |
3-5 |
10 |
kurupt |
9 |
5 |
1-0 |
N/A |
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|
Week 1 |
Week 2 |
Week 3 |
Week 4 |
Gerry |
10-5 - |
9-6 - |
8-6 + |
11-3 + |
None |
9-6 + |
10-5 + |
9-5 + |
12-2 - |
Rice |
8-7 + |
11-4 - |
8-6 - |
10-4 - |
kurupt |
N/A |
N/A |
N/A |
9-5 + |
|
Week 5 |
Week 6 |
Week 7 |
Week 8 |
Gerry |
7-7 - |
4-10 + |
10-4 + |
8-6 - |
None |
6-8 + |
9-5 + |
10-4 - |
10-4 + |
Rice |
7-7 + |
5-9 + |
9-5 - |
7-7 - |
kurupt |
N/A |
N/A |
N/A |
N/A |
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vs
Denver Broncos @ San Diego Chargers
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Gerry: San Diego
None: San Diego
Rice: DenverNone:
What the hell is wrong with me? Seriously though, I think this Chargers team can rebound
from last week's disaster in Arrowhead. Jim Harbaugh's gonna start, and if he plays
decent, the Chargers have a chance. Besides, wide receiver Ed MaCaffrey is out, adding
only another guy to the injured list. Go Lightning Bolt!
Gerry: Traditional rivalry, except SD can't score. Denver has been
playing great, but that's due to Greasy Griese. The Chargers' D will punish him for coming
to their house.
Rice: One can only wonder how much
the SD defense can stomach losing even though they've been fabulous. This week they'll
slack because it's Denver. Griese rules.
_ |
vs
Cincinnati Bengals @ Seattle Seahawks
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Gerry: Seattle
None: Seattle
Rice: SeattleNone:
Seattle. Cincinnati should take their football team, wrap it up in a tight little package,
shine her up real nice, turn that sonofabitch sideways, and stick it straight up your
Candy Ass! If you smell what the Rock is cooking? Heh heh.
Gerry: Seattle proved they can play w/ the big boys, but I wasn't too
impressed w/ them. It was Brett Favre who won the game for them. But Cincy's cake. Stinky
cake.
Rice: Give the Seahawks respect.
Their chemistry is clicking now. Joey who?
_ |
vs
Pittsburgh Steelers @ San Francisco 49ers
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Gerry: San Francisco
None: San Francisco
Rice: PittsburghNone:
Hell, what's wrong with me? Another upset. San Fran's offense has been decent/good all
year, and though Pittsburgh has built a little momentum, I still have a weird feeling
about this one. Take the 49ers on a hunch.
Gerry: The Niners are switching to shotgun. That's all they need to beat
the Steelers. Just buy time for Garcia to throw to his awesome receivers.
Rice: The 49er receivers look
confused game in and game out. Both are coming off of a bye week. This will be the
Steelers' test to see if they're rebounding back.
_ |
vs
Tennessee Titans @ Miami Dolphins
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Gerry: Tennessee
None: Miami
Rice: TennesseeNone:
By far, the most intriguing matchup of Week 9. Can Miami's
defense play well enough again? Against a young qb like Steve McNair, whose second half
performance against the Rams last week showed his inconsistency, I think so. Even without
Dan Marino, this defense is dominant, and their offense is decent. Go Fish.
Gerry: Wow, what a tough game.
Tennessee is too complete of a team for the Dolphins to stop. Miami can only kick FGs.
Rice: Miami wins on the virtue of
their special teams. Tennessee has McNair back, and they shut down the most prolific
offense in the league. Eddie George will break out of his semi-slump this game if he gets
his carries.
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vs
Dallas Cowboys @ Minnesota Vikings
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Gerry: Dallas
None: Minnesota
Rice: MinnesotaNone:
Troy Aikman won't play this game, and I think that settles that. Besides, the Vikings are
getting back on track, and Deion isn't playing well. Carter, Moss, George, etc, should
handle them at home.
Gerry: Dallas will lose, but I'm picking them anyways. Deion against
Randy Moss will be a good match up to watch.
Rice: Jeff George has been relying
on sure-handed Cris Carter, instead of flashy Randy Moss. That is their formula to
success. Randall Cunningham spent too much time trying to appease Moss that he lost sight
of one of the best receivers to ever play the game.
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vs
Baltimore Ravens @ Cleveland Browns
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Gerry: Cleveland
None: Cleveland
Rice: ClevelandNone:
Cleveland got a nice first victory over the Saints last week, and I think they'll take
their momentum back into the Dawg Pound. You know those guys are gonna go nuts against
their former team, the now-Baltimore Ravens, deprived of an offense. I think upset #2 is
in store this week for Tim Couch.
Gerry: Things are looking up for the Browns. They hailed Mary and she
answered. Revenge on Modell, finally.
Rice: Watch for the Dawg Pound to be
rocking w/ energy!
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vs
Kansas City Chiefs @ Indianapolis Colts
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Gerry: Indianapolis
None: Indianapolis
Rice: Kansas CityNone:
Indianapolis showed me a lot against the Cowboys last week, and this week will be another
huge test at home against the Chiefs. The Chiefs destroyed the Chargers 34-0 last week at
Arrowhead, but going on the road against a hot Colts team will be tough. This one is a
pick'em, basically depending on how Manning reacts to the blitzing d, but I think he's a
mature qb. Pick him.
Gerry: The Big 3 of the future. Should blow KC away if James does well.
Harrison had just what I predicted last week. This week I predict 100 yards.
Rice: KC isn't at home, but Indy
will suffer a letdown.
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vs
Arizona Cardinals @ New York Jets
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Gerry: NY Jets
None: NY Jets
Rice: NY JetsNone:
This game is ugly. Both teams have sucked this year, and now both are missing their
starting quarterbacks, with Jake Plummer & Vinny Testaverde. I don't really know how
to pick this one, but I guess I'll do what Rice always does. They're playing at home,
they've got coach Bill Parcells, and they've got a stronger d. I guess I'll go with the
Jets.
Gerry: No Plummer = no win for Cardinals. Jets are coming off a bye, and
Ray Lucas is healed, but they're going w/ Mirer, who has to win to save his job.
Rice: Dammit, they've gotta win this
won at least! Every week I pick them, and every game they are so close to winning. Argh!
_ |
vs
Buffalo Bills @ Washington Redskins
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Gerry: Washington
None: Washington
Rice: BuffaloNone:
Hah...I hate picking this game, but I already faced the inevitable. Flutie has struggled
mightily without Eric Moulds, and Brad Johnson and his receiving corps have dominated
everyone not named Dallas this year. The Bills have a weak secondary, and they'll be
exposed. Washington in a blowout.
Gerry: This will be a massacre. Buffalo NEEDS to run against Washington,
or suffer the consequences. Just too much Redskin firepower.
Rice: The Bills will get
slaughtered, but I don't care. I'm not going against my babies. Heh heh... =)
_ |
vs
Chicago Bears @ Green Bay Packers
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Gerry: Green Bay
None: Green Bay
Rice: Green BayNone:
Green Bay hasn't shown me much the past three weeks or so, but they still play at Lambeau.
Against a weak defense like the Bears, I think Favre can get back on track. I guarantee
you this: They won't have like 7 turnovers like they did last Monday Night. However, I
think Chicago will make a good game out of this.
Gerry: Brett Favre is 100x the QB that he was last Monday. Look for him
to bounce back from that debacle.
Rice: Chicago is tough, but Favre is
sweatin' to redeem himself from Monday night, in which he tried TOO hard.
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vs
Jacksonville Jaguars @ Atlanta Falcons
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Gerry: Jacksonville
None: Jacksonville
Rice: JacksonvilleNone:
This Falcons team finally showed signs of life, beating Carolina last week. Jacksonville
has a much better defense, and basically that's why they're 6-2. Their offense is not
great, but it has enough to get the job done. I don't know why, but I smell upset...I'll
pick the Jaguars anyways.
Gerry: Atlanta will actually put up a fight. I haven't dismissed them.
They're warriors. But Jax is too much. Too much D, and Fred Taylor is back. Watch out now.
Rice: The Jaguars now have a running
game, but Brunell's been down a bit lately. Don't matter. Falcons suck this year.
_ |
vs
Philadelphia Eagles @ Carolina Panthers
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Gerry: Carolina
None: Philadelphia
Rice: PhiladelphiaNone:
A very interesting matchup. The Eagles have actually been extremely competitive, while the
Panthers have not looked well. Since the Panthers screwed me over last week, plus I smell
upset, I'll take the Eagles on the road.
Gerry: This one is tough. Philly was robbed last week, but Carolina
underachieved last week. They're at home, and got a week of healing, so they should win.
Rice: Upset special. The Eagles
suck, but are surprisingly gritty.
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vs
St. Louis Rams @ Detroit Lions
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Gerry: St. Louis
None: St. Louis
Rice: DetroitNone:
The Rams did not look bad last week in the loss against the Titans. They made the
neccessary adjustments at halftime, outscored them 21-3, and should have had the tying
field goal. Detroit has quietly rolled to a 5-2 record, but I still don't think anyone can
stop this Rams offense for 60 minutes. It didn't happen last week ,and it won't happen
this week.
Gerry: If you were to ask me who was the surprise story of the year, I'd
say it was Detroit. No Barry, no Herman, no big deal. But they won't beat the Rams, who
should coast now.
Rice: The Detroit Lions are
overachievers driven by their desire to prove they don't need Barry. I don't know why the
hell I'm picking them, but I am and I can't help myself. Doh...
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vs
Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ New Orleans Saints
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Gerry: Tampa Bay
None: Tampa Bay
Rice: Tampa BayNone:
Oh, who gives a rat's ass? It's 10:19, and I've been playing 6 hours of games. Uh...Tampa
Bay's defense should only add to the misery of the Saints, who can't score anyways. Zeier,
as long as he stays short, should be fine. Something like 6-3 or anything ugly like that.
Gerry: Last week had to have been a fluke. Right? Eric Zeier's not really
a dud, right? Is this some kinda bad dream? The Bucs will bounce back. Ricky ain't going
nowhere.
Rice: The Bucs totally won the stats
game last week. Zeier proves he's more of a QB than Trent will ever be. The team just has
to get used to its new leader. Nickerson & Sapp will stuff Ricky Williams like a dead
cat.
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{ Bye week } |
Rice:
FINAL COMMENTS- Holy toledo, I will either score big this week, or suck it up big time.
For some reason, I don't feel very optimistic. Oh well, how far can I sink anyways? Heh
heh... By the way, if Buffalo can pull out a victory against the Redskins, it'll be all
worth it!
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None's LOCK OF
THE WEEK: |
Cleveland Browns -> Cleveland vs
Cleveland; emotions are high, fans are nuts, and the stadium will be rocking. Everyone
hates Art Modell, and I think the Browns will come out for their city with a vengeance. |
Gerry's LOCK OF
THE WEEK: |
San Francisco 49ers -> It's about
time I exploit our power rankings gauge for locks. =) |
Rice's LOCK OF
THE WEEK: |
Denver Broncos -> SD will come
after Brian Griese, but if he can withstand their blitzes, this will be a big confidence
game for him. |
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