(By Rice World Staff)
RICE WORLD'S NFL WEEK 5 STAFF PICKS
by None, Rice, Gerry
Week 4 was certainly
an interesting week for us all. With me on the verge of becoming a consecutive Ass of the
Week, the Buffalo Bills came through with a gritty win at Miami, proving themselves as
serious contenders of the AFC East title with their tenacious defense. Elsewhere, the St.
Louis Rams continue their offensive dominance over other teams, and Kurt Warner proves
that there may be a lucrative market in the Arena Football League. Brad Johnson and the
Washington Redskins look like the old Buffalo Bills team when Jim Kelly, Thurman Thomas,
and Andre Reed were in their prime. The Seahawks are now 3-1, but their wins came very
very close to be losses.... and then there were the Vikings, whom once again B.F.'ed me
from behind as they took advantage of the Buccaneer's defense being late to the game.
Teams we thought may be a fluke are turning out to be for real (Rams). Teams we thought
were for real are turning out to be flukes (last year's final 4). How will week 5
influence the highly volitile substance known as the NFL? Once again, we attempt to
unravel the mystery this week, much like how we are attempting to figure out EXACTLY how
the QB rating system works. =)
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Wins |
Losses |
Locks |
Back |
None |
40 |
18 |
3-1 |
--- |
Gerry |
38 |
20 |
2-2 |
2 |
Rice |
37 |
21 |
1-3 |
3 |
kurupt |
9 |
5 |
1-0 |
N/A |
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Week 1 |
Week 2 |
Week 3 |
Week 4 |
Gerry |
10-5 - |
9-6 - |
8-6 + |
11-3 + |
None |
9-6 + |
10-5 + |
9-5 + |
12-2 - |
Rice |
8-7 + |
11-4 - |
8-6 - |
10-4 - |
kurupt |
N/A |
N/A |
N/A |
9-5 + |
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vs
San Francisco 49ers @ St. Louis Rams
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Gerry: St. Louis
None: St. Louis
Rice: San FranciscoNone:
Hey,
I just realized something. Kurt Warner is also Nightcrawler's (X-Men Blue Team) true
identity. Anyways, I've been complimenting the Rams quarterback from week...2...but he's
looked awesome. He's the first qb to throw three tds in each of his first three weeks. The
Niners beat the Titans despite Steve Young's absence last week, but (gulp) the Rams
offense is a lot better. Take them.
Gerry: Even
though Torry Holt is injured, he still should play. And him being the 3rd receiver just
goes to show how strong the Rams' WRs are. SF's secondary is short and should be burned by
pure size.
Rice: Jeff
Garcia is getting into a groove after a semi-rocky appearence during a 2nd half
replacement for Steve Young 2 weeks ago. St. Louis is flying high, but remember, they are
still a young team with a young, but promising nucleus. Time to deflate their big heads.
Niners in a squeaker.
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vs
Miami Dolphins @ Indianapolis Colts
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Gerry: Miami
None: Indianapolis
Rice: MiamiNone:
After
the Buffalo/Miami game, I went back and thought. The Dolphins looked great against the
Broncos in week 1, dominating them in all aspects of the game. Of course, the Broncos are
0-4 now. They beat the Patriots in a close one, looking pretty bad, and then their offense
looked horrible against the Bills' defense. Well, the Indy offense has looked great
lately, so I'll pick them. The Dolphins to go 2-2? Damn, that's a hard one to swallow
after they looked to be the obvious Super Bowl contenders.
Gerry: After
the Monday Night debacle, Jimmy Johnson lit into Dan Marino, calling him a slow moron,
though not in those exact words. Expect the Dolphins and especially Marino to respond w/ a
better effort. Even though I love the Colts, I still think Miami's the team to beat in the
AFC.
Rice: I
really like Dan Marino. He is the most prolific quarterback in NFL history, and has
remained rock steady in terms of reliability. Plus, he is good at avoiding injury, and
even at his age, he still looks sensational, even though his passes have lost the zip of
his youth. Peyton Manning reminds me of a young Joe Montana, and mark my words, he will go
down in history once he retires. However, he has lots to learn, and after this game
against Miami, Manning will learn a little something from the greatest QB of all time.
_ |
vs
Tampa Buccaneers @ Green Bay Packers
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Gerry: Tampa Bay
None: Green Bay
Rice: Green BayNone:
Green
Bay hasn't played that great thus far, but Brett Favre has just willed them to victories
against the Raiders and the Vikings. The Viking game particularly was important because it
screwed everyone on the Rice World staff except me. Heh heh. Anyways, the Tampa Bay
defense played a great 3 quarters after allowing 21 against the Vikings in the first, but
their offense only scored 14 the entire game. Trent Dilfer vs Brett Favre? No doubt, take
Favre.
Gerry: I
like Tampa Bay's chances against GB. Warren Sapp should be back to give Brett Favre
nightmares. But it's TBs secondary that will have to hold; Randy Moss burned them early
last week. I expect this game to be ugly, but ultimately a Buccaneer victory.
Rice: How
many times do I have to say it? Bench Dilfer. He's proven to be a good QB, but only up to
a 2nd string. Give Eric Zeire a chance! Well, it looks as if my pleas have fallen upon
deaf ears (not like Tony Dungy visits Rice World anyway), so Tampa will continue to be a
mediocre team, relying way too much on defense and an inconsistent running game. Green Bay
is a slowly aging team, but as long as Brett Favre is at the helm, they will always be a
contender.
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vs
Chicago Bears @ Minnesota Vikings
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Gerry: Minnesota
None: Minnesota
Rice: MinnesotaNone:
The
Vikings offense finally went to Randy Moss last week against the Bucs, who scored twice in
the first quarter. The Bears played a horrid game, but scored twice in the final two
minutes to beat Ditka and the Saints. Look for the Vikings to finally go to Moss all day
long (especially with Cris Carter doubtful for this game) and rip the Bears apart. You'll
think this was 1998, and these were the 15-1 Vikes.
Gerry: Shit
me, Chicago doesn't stand a chance against the Vikings. The Vikings are hungry to prove
they retain the excellence of last year. Moss will have another big day for sure.
Rice: I
have dreaded coming to Vikings picks, because they have raped me for 3 straight weeks,
locks nonetheless! Minnesota intrudes upon my dreams, and causes me to sit up in the
middle of the night with sweat soaking through my T-shirt. That is how traumatized I am by
Randy Moss and Co.. However, this week, I feel fairly safe choosing the Vikings over the
Bears, as this is almost a lopsided competition. But then again... I seem to be a jinx
whenever it comes to Minnesota. Damn.....
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vs
Pittsburgh Steelers @ Buffalo Bills
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Gerry: Pittsburgh
None: Buffalo
Rice: BuffaloNone:
Kordell
Stewart: What a pitiful joke. Once thought to be the next quarterback to take the Steelers
back to the top, he has just sucked so far this year. The Bills defense looked amazing
against the Dolphins- championship caliber, but their offense wasn't- and will put more
pressure of Kordell than the Jaguars' Defense
did last week. Another win for Buffalo, who has won 3 after dropping the first to the
Colts.
Gerry: Enough
of this Buffalo being good talk. Their offense can be shut down. It's their tenacious D
that keeps them in games. But the Steelers' big committee of RBs should wear down the
Bills' D. Kordell will do some Slash-like things once he gets chased out of the pocket.
Rice: I
feel sorry for Kordell. He has so much athletic talent, and is as versatile as any QB in
the league. However, he has received criticism after criticism from fans and experts
alike. Stewart is just a frustrated professional right now, and until he finds his niche,
Pittsburgh will continue to suffer. The Bills are a QB away from being an offensive
firepower. Doug Flutie is dope, and I really like him as our QB, but he ain't gonna cut
it. Besides, did you think I was going to go against my beloved Buffalo, who saved me from
being the consecutive Ass of the Week?
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vs
Cincinnati Bengals @ Cleveland Browns
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Gerry: Cleveland
None: Cleveland
Rice: ClevelandNone:
Oh,
geez. A battle between two of the ugliest football teams around. This "Battle of
Ohio" seems to be more like a "Pushover between Losers", as both teams are
0-4 and already in the cellar. Tim Couch and his boys finally took the lead last week
against the Patriots, and were surprisingly competitive throughout the entire game.
Welcome back to the NFL, Cleveland, now here's your first victory.
Gerry: I
love rooting for the underdogs, but hmmm, can Cleveland really be considered an underdog
in this game? Cincy plays like an expansion team. However, Akili Smith is starting, and
remember, he was picked after Tim Couch, although he really wanted to go to Cleveland. But
alas, Akili's Bengals are oh so stinky.
Rice: Cincy
doesn't even play like an expansion team. They play like a high school football team. I
don't see the big hype over Akili Smith. He didn't really impress me when he was in
Oregon. Tim Couch didn't impress me all that much either... he looks to be more of a Ryan
Leaf'ish kind of quarterback, but under the right guidance, he will become an effective
starter, but never a star. Anyhow, I can see the Bengals going 0-16 this season, and damn,
that organization really needs to be shaken up. Can you believe they actually went to the
Super Bowl just not too long ago under Boomer Esiason? Too bad Montana and the Niners
ripped them to shreds...
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vs
Denver Broncos @ Oakland Raiders
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Gerry: Denver
None: Oakland
Rice: OaklandNone:
Finally!
Bubby Brister has returned to starting quarterback, which was where he belonged the entire
way. It's not that Brian Griese is that bad, he's just too inexperienced to guide a
two-time defending Championship team. Every other team is gunning for them. Damn, the
Raiders didn't impress against the Seahawks last week, and that ruined my perfect record
going in. (I eventually lost my lock of the week too on Monday Night Football) But still,
with Brister back in the lineup, I think the Broncos will win. Just not this week. They're
still too unstable without Terrell Davis.
Gerry: This
will be a true gut check for the Broncos, after they losttheir MVP running back. But don't
worry, the Denver vs. Oakland rivalry will be enough to compel both teams to bring their
A-game. Bubby Brister should perform adequately instead of being thrust into a comeback
situation.
Rice: There
is a time when all teams need to take a deep look at themselves, and say, "OK, time
to rebuild!". That time is now for the Broncos, and they can do that around Terrell
Davis, who should be their new franchise player. Oakland is on a rise, but still not a
serious contender in my eyes. However, I like their coach, John Gruden, who exemplifies a
firey determination to win. He reminds me of a young Bill Cowhers, and if Al Davis is
smart enough to keep him around, in 2 or 3 years Oakland may be a strong team to be
feared, just as they were back in the days of Madden.
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vs
New England Patriots @ Kansas City Chiefs
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Gerry: Kansas City
None: New England
Rice: Kansas CityNone:
Last
week, Kansas City couldn't score against the impressive Charger defense, and lost to the
team whose quarterbacks combined for 2 interceptions and about 100 yards in the air.
That's right, 100. (Harbaugh and Kramer) Geezus crise: the Patriot defense isn't as good
as the Chargers, but their offense is soo much better. Look for Bledsoe to pick on the
secondary all day long.
Gerry: I
like KC because they remind me of some of my favorite disco songs. For real, New England
barely scored 19 points against Cleveland last week, and should manage about that much
against the Chiefs, who are significantly better than the Browns. If Elvis can finish the
game and not leave the building, then look for Derrick Alexander to rip into the Pats' D.
Rice: Damn
Gerry, one week you say you hate KC because of their red uniforms, the next you like them
because of their disco songs. Wassup with that? Heh heh... anyways, the Chiefs are tough
at home at Arrowhead, plus they are growing confidence as a team in whole. They don't have
spectacular stars, but they are solid, and I like that kind of teams. The Patriots are
good, to be sure, but now that teams recognize the threat of Terry Glenn, watch for double
coverage and harassment at the line of scrimmage on him all day long.
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vs
Dallas Cowboys @ Philadelphia Eagles
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Gerry: Dallas
None: Dallas
Rice: DallasNone:
The
Eagles stink. I believe the Phillies have scored more points than they have if you compare
their last 4 games. The reborn Cowboys ripped apart the Cardinal defense last week, and
look for them to do the same this week. Wow, can the Eagles score a touchdown? I'm saying
no. How bout them Cowboys?
Gerry: The
Cowboys have a chance to go to the Super Bowl, and it's because of one person-- Rocket
Ismail. He's the deep threat savior than Troy Aikman and Co. have lacked since Alvin
Harper. Their superb offensive line also deserves a lot of the credit in Dallas' success.
And Philly, well.......they're Philly. They suck big time.
Rice: I
think the title of best team in the league may go to the Cowboys. Even though I don't
particularly like Dallas, they look like the team that Jimmy Johnson led to Super Bowl
victories years ago. Troy Aikman is still as accurate as a Russian sniper, and Emmitt is
rejuvenated after criticisms of being past his prime. As Gerry said above, their O-line is
their forte, and one thing that Smith is good at is running between the tackles.
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vs
Jacksonville Jaguars @ New York Jets
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Gerry: Jacksonville
None: Jacksonville
Rice: NY JetsNone:
Hey,
the Jets finally won a game. Unfortunately for them, it was against the 0-4 Broncos. The
Jaguars have not looked that great, scoring 'only' 17 points against a crap Pittsburgh
team. However, the Jets didn't look that great against an Elway-less Denver team headed to
the bottom. So, look for the Jaguars to come in, and Brunell to lead them to a squeaker.
Gerry: The
Haguars didn't look too Super Bowl-bound during their sloppy win against the Steelers. But
as Jim Rome would say, SCOREBOARD, baby. The Jets were lucky to survive the game against
Denver, but don't expect the Jaguars to make as many mistakes.
Rice: Once
again, I will pin my hopes on Bill Parcells, the best coach in sports right now.
Jacksonville is definitely a good team, but they seem a little flaky right now... Parcells
will pressure Brunell and double McCardell, and force James Stewart to run against the
Jets' linebackers. All in all, I see a tight Jets victory in front of roaring fans.
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vs
San Diego Chargers @ Detroit Lions
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Gerry: Detroit
None: San Diego
Rice: DetroitNone:
Damn,
I put wayyyy too much faith in this Charger defense. But they have responded each game,
despite being hung out to dry by the old Harbaugh-led "3 & outers" -
otherwise known as their offense. Anyways, the Lions are a pretty good team, but can Batch
do anything against this defense? I'm saying no, and for the third consecutive week, I'm
picking the Chargers. (I went 1-1 in their last two, but the defense has not failed me
thus far. The Indy game was the fault of the offense, who squandered chance after chance)
Gerry: Bobby
Ross has no love lost for thet Chargers, his former team. Look for him to motivate his
team, particularly his defense, to victory. All they have to do is get to Erik Kramer, who
looked horrible last week although SD won, and put his face into the the Astro Turf a
couple times. His ineptitude will take care of the rest.
Rice: I
rank San Diego somewhere around where Oakland is in terms of how good they are as a team.
Detroit seems like a new and different team without Barry Sanders, having pressure lifted
from their shoulders to give Sanders his carries and suffer many no-gainers with a big
breakout once in a while. In the Silverdome, the Chargers sparkling run defense will
struggle, and Ron Rivers, a consistent and punishing back, will open up opportunties for
Charlie Batch with play-actions.
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vs
New York Giants @ Arizona Cardinals
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Gerry: Arizona
None: NY Giants
Rice: ArizonaNone:
Supposedly
an up-and-coming team, the Cardinals have looked downright awful. Plummer can't pull off
his miracles when he's constantly running for his life. The Giants have looked horrid
themselves, beating the Eagles (The Eagles, for god's sakes) by only 1 point. Damn, what's
up with the NFL? There's always these ugly games no one wants to see...this is one of
them. Take the Giants.
Gerry: Jake
Plummer looks like the shittiest QB in the league right now. And it's sad because his
confidence is all shook up. He can't throw w/o any accuracy or precision because he fears
interceptions. What better way to regain some confidence than with a date w/ the
offensively stagnant Giants? Look for Arizona to get great field position on Sunday.
Rice: <No
Further Comment>
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vs
Baltimore Ravens @ Tennessee Titans
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Gerry: Baltimore
None: Tennessee
Rice: TennesseeNone:
Despite
the Titans' disheartening loss in San Francisco last week against a Steve Young-less 49er
team, they haven't looked bad this year. I don't like the Ravens that much, and since this
is the last pick I'm gonna have to do, that's all I'm going to say. Uh...yeah. Ha- the
Ravens lose this week, and the Browns win? Sweet justice for the fans in Cleveland...if it
happens.
Gerry: The
Ravens' D will win this game. If they can get to Neil O'Donell, which I'm certain they
will, then eventually they'll win the game w/ turnovers. The Titans were robbed against
the Niners last week, but they really didn't look all that great. It was that last bomb to
Thigpen for a TD that made the score look close.
Rice: I
like the Titans. Eddie George is solid, as is Steve McNair. Too bad Air McNair isn't going
to play. However, Neil O'Donnell can get the job done, as we have seen in Pittsburgh. Last
week they played against a very impressive Niners team led by Jeff Garcia. This week,
Baltimore shouldn't be much more than a nuisance. Jeff Fisher is like John Gruden of
Oakland, but more subdued and tactical.
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vs
Atlanta Falcons @ New Orleans Saints
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Gerry: Atlanta
None: New Orleans
Rice: AtlantaNone:
I
hate this Falcons' team, and last week didn't help them at all. "Big Play" Ray
Buchanan's behavior in their last game (pounding on some fool who burned him) probably
won't unite this team. Jamal Andersen's season-ending injury won't exactly help either. If
the Saints can play their tempo-controlling offense and good defense like they did for 57
minutes against the Bears, they should be able to handle these fallen Falcons. And they
will, in a low scoring affair. (Just like Gerry's Saturday nights- heh heh)
Gerry: The
Saints were robbed last week. And I expect them to be robbed again this week by an Atlanta
team that is hungry for their first win. Yeah, I know Chandler's out. And Graziani got a
concussion. But they still have Danny Kanell, who actually has starting QB experience.
Look for another game to be decided by the slimmest of margins. Oh yeah, and None, my
scoring comes on Thursday nights after the frat parties. =)
Rice: If
they don't win this week, they may lose their chance and go 0-16.
_ |
{ Bye week } |
None:
OVERALL ANALYSIS- Alright, this week is a true test for many teams. Just ask the Rams and
the 49ers. Are the Rams this good? Which side will the 49ers show- their gutsy win against
the Titans last week or the demolishment against the Jags in Week 1? Miami vs. Indy: Can
the Colts take their high-powered attack against the strong Miami secondary? I think after
this week, the true playoff contenders will show themselves. |
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Gerry's LOCK OF THE WEEK: |
Pittsburgh -> Buffalo only won last
Monday because Dan Marino moves around in the pocket like a statue. Kordell will slink
away and wreak havoc. Plus Bill Cowher has a thing about losing consecutive games. It
rarely, if ever, happens. |
None's LOCK OF THE WEEK: |
St. Louis -> I have this much confidence in Warner, Isaac Bruce, and company. The 49ers'
offensive line has looked horrid this year, and all the Rams have to do is put some
pressure in Young. Their offense should be fine. |
Rice's LOCK OF THE WEEK: |
Green Bay -> The Bucs will never be
anything more than a seriously offbalanced team with a stellar defense and suck ass
offense as long as Trent Dilfer is starting. I don't hate the fella', but this is for the
good of the organization! |
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