(By Rice World Staff)
RICE WORLD'S NFL WEEK 14 STAFF PICKS
by None, Rice, Gerry
With three weeks left
in the NFL season, teams looking to make a run at the playoffs better do it quick. Every
week is a must win game for those teams, while for the losers... they can play major
spoiler because everyone knows misery loves comapany! Games this week look to be pretty
predictable once again, seeing the lack of disparity between each staff member's picks.
Looks like the whole parity craze has died down. Each week we can pencil in a win for
Indianapolis, St. Louis, and Jacksonville... or can we?
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Wins |
Losses |
Locks |
Back |
None |
117 |
71 |
9-4 |
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Rice |
114 |
74 |
7-6 |
3 |
Gerry |
113 |
75 |
7-6 |
4 |
kurupt |
9 |
5 |
1-0 |
N/A |
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Week 1 |
Week 2 |
Week 3 |
Week 4 |
Gerry |
10-5 - |
9-6 - |
8-6 + |
11-3 + |
None |
9-6 + |
10-5 + |
9-5 + |
12-2 - |
Rice |
8-7 + |
11-4 - |
8-6 - |
10-4 - |
kurupt |
N/A |
N/A |
N/A |
9-5 + |
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Week 5 |
Week 6 |
Week 7 |
Week 8 |
Gerry |
7-7 - |
4-10 + |
10-4 + |
8-6 - |
None |
6-8 + |
9-5 + |
10-4 - |
10-4 + |
Rice |
7-7 + |
5-9 + |
9-5 - |
7-7 - |
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Week 9 |
Week 10 |
Week 11 |
Week 12 |
Gerry |
6-8 - |
13-2 + |
10-5 + |
10-5 - |
None |
7-7 - |
8-7 + |
8-7 - |
11-4 + |
Rice |
9-5 + |
9-6 + |
11-4 + |
10-5 - |
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Week 13 |
Week 14 |
Week 15 |
Week 16 |
Gerry |
7-8 + |
N/A |
N/A |
N/A |
None |
8-7 + |
N/A |
N/A |
N/A |
Rice |
10-5 + |
N/A |
N/A |
N/A |
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Oakland Raiders @ Tennessee Titans
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Gerry: Tennessee
None: Oakland
Rice: TennesseeNone:
With a nice victory against Seattle at home, the Raiders proved they could be a good team
as long as they don't make too many mistakes. Now theyre fighting for that lone
playoff spot in the AFC West: With this victory, theyre right back in the thick of
things. The Titans lost horribly to Baltimore, but the Ravens do have a very good defense.
This game will be good, but with whats at stake, Ill take a risk and go with
the silver and black attack.
Gerry: The Titans suck, but I still like em against the Raiders. They
should bounce back after an embarrassing loss last week to Balt. that made no one look
good but me. Heh heh.
Rice: Titans got embarrassed
horribly by the Ravens last week, so this week at home, they're going to look to get their
gear together and get ready for the playoff run. This game will test to see how the Titans
respond after an ugly loss to a sub-par team.
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vs
Cleveland Browns @ Cincinnati Bengals
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Gerry: Cincinnati
None: Cincinnati
Rice: CincinnatiNone:
Hey, how bout that? The Bengals score 44 points against the Niners last week, who-
granted- have one of the worst defenses in the League. Now, they return home to face the
Browns, who seem to have already reached their season win totals five weeks before the
seasons done. Take the Bengals, riding high on two consecutive victories.
Gerry: Damn, they're on a hot streak. I think the Bungals will destroy
the Browns. Then they'll piss on their graves. Corey Dillon should get over 100 yards
again, and either Darnay Scott or Carl Pickens will catch 2 TDs.
Rice: Awww... too bad Akili Smith
isn't starting against his young rival Tim Couch. The first time they met, sparks flew as
Akili won round 1. No matter, Jeff Blake is playing great football, and will continue to
do so against the hapless expansion team Cleveland.
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Carolina Panthers @ Green Bay Packers
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Gerry: Green Bay
None: Green Bay
Rice: Green BayNone:
Every game is needed for the playoff drive, and this one at Lambeau Field is no exception.
With the blotted NFC Central amidst chaos (Detroit and Tampa Bay both 8-4, Minnesota and
Green Bay 7-5), the Packers must continue to win to keep their hopes alive. At home, with
Favre, they should.
Gerry: The Packers are starting to hit their stride, and they can even
win w/o Dorsey, as they did last week. This week he should be back, and they'll just be
that much better. As long as you got Favre, any game is winnable.
Rice: Healthy Favre + Lambeau field
= Packers victory. Simple as that.
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vs
New England Patriots @ Indianapolis Colts
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Gerry: Indianapolis
None: Indianapolis
Rice: IndianapolisNone:
New England surprised me by beating Dallas last week, putting themselves right back into
the chaotic AFC playoff picture. However, they face the hottest team in the league,
winners of eight in a row, at home. Sorry, Bledsoe, when this game is over in
Indianapolis, its time to assume the role of spoiler because youre not going
anywhere but home for the playoffs.
Gerry: The Peyton Manning/Marvin Harrison/Edgerrin James steamroller will
make the Pats their next hapless squishee. They can pull out squeakers, and they can blow
you out at the gate. How do you beat this team?
Rice: I'm actually slightly tempted
to choose New England here, but common sense holds me back. The young Colts have proven
themselves again and again they can play, and can win with the best of them.
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New York Giants @ Buffalo Bills
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Gerry: Buffalo
None: Buffalo
Rice: BuffaloNone:
The Giants clobbered the Jets last week, but this week, its a different story. They
play a well-rested Buffalo team who should get a huge boost in their running game with the
return of Thurman Thomas. The 6-6 Giants are one of four teams in the NFC East with 6 or
more wins (Arizona, Dallas are both 6-6, Washington is 7-5) and need this game for the
playoffs. However, I think the Bills defense can hold Kerry Collins and his offense,
and win the game.
Gerry: I woulda taken NYG, but Sehorn is out. Look for Eric Moulds to
have a field day catching floaters from Flutie. I really think the Giants can pull this
one by virtue of their defense, but damn, Buffalo can PLAY at home.
Rice: Grrr... Super Bowl...
Buffalo... lose... Giants! Heh, even after all these years, I still hold a slight grudge.
It's gonna be good to see the Bills crush the Giants at home.
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vs
Philadelphia Eagles @ Dallas Cowboys
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Gerry: Dallas
None: Dallas
Rice: DallasNone:
At home, I think the Cowboys will rebound from a tough loss at New England. Like Rice
tried to warn me, Dallas sucks on the road. However, this one is in Irving, and the Boys
should prevail. Its back to the playoffs for Dallas.
Gerry: This will be the 14th straight week I've taken Dallas. They lost
the last meeting, but they shouldn't have. That was the one where Michael Irvin fucked up
his neck. Should be sweet revenge. Big game for Emmitt.
Rice: As much as it pains me to
choose Dallas, I just cannot go against them when they're at home. I will never understand
why they can always win there, no matter how bad their injury situation is.
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Baltimore Ravens @ Pittsburgh Steelers
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Gerry: Baltimore
None: Baltimore
Rice: PittsburghNone:
Baltimores offense is finally coming alive, to complement their very good defense.
Against a down-and-out Steelers team, a good performance by either side of the ball should
be enough for the Ravens.
Gerry: The Steelers won't make the playoffs, but they'll be a thorn in
every team they play's side. I believe the Ravens will take that thorn and stick up their,
stick up their...............
Rice: Here's your upset special.
Ravens look good at times, but horrible in others. Last week was the former against a very
respectable Titans team, but this week, they will blow it to a cheese Steelers team.
Wonder what position they'll try putting Kordell Stewart at...
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St. Louis Rams @ New Orleans Saints
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Gerry: St. Louis
None: St. Louis
Rice: St. LouisNone:
Heh heh heh. The Saints. What a joke. Just another meaningless NFC West
showdown that should easily become slaughter for the Rams. Theyll go
14-2, win the division, and get home field advantage throughout the playoffs. These games
are pathetic, and theyre not doing anything to prove that the Rams are for real.
Gerry: Should be close in the 1st half, ugly in the 2nd. Is Ricky
playing? He'll make a ton of difference. I don't think he'll play, so the Saints will
suffer another loss. The Rams are one of the most opportunistic teams in the league.
Rice: The Rams will steamroll to the
NFC championship, and maybe even the Super Bowl, but this is not their year to win the big
one. The Saints are merely a road bump in their quest to the big game.
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Detroit Lions @ Tampa Bay Bucanneers
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Gerry: Detroit
None: Tampa Bay
Rice: Tampa BayNone:
While Minnesotas offense truly has not gotten on track this year, last Monday
Nights game surprised me. The Bucs defense was so dominant... it throws that old
adage "Play on Monday, lose on Sunday" right out the window. This is a critical
showdown, as the winner gets a one game lead in the division, while the loser could
potentially collapse into a three-way tie for second in the NFC Central (If the Packers
and Vikings win). At home, I think the Bucs can do it again.
Gerry: They beat em once and them can beat em again. Gus Frerotte is
proving to be an able backup, even superior to incumbent Charlie Batch. Herman Moore is
back, and he along w/ Germane Crowell and Johnnie Morton should give the Lions a passing
attack that should eke this victory out. Shaun King will suck.
Rice: This one I'm actually hesitant
on, because although Shaun King led the Bucs to a big win over the Vikings, he showed some
serious rookie inconsistency. However, Tampa Bay's defense is stepping up, and proving to
the NFL they can shut down anyone.
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Arizona Cardinals @ Washington Redskins
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Gerry: Washington
None: Washington
Rice: WashingtonNone:
My blind faith in the Redskins is screwing me over every week. However, as the game last
week against the Eagles showed, despite their miraculous two-touchdown comeback in the
final 4:13 (which also screwed me), the Arizona Cardinals and Jake Plummer are a long ways
from their playoff spot last week. I think in Washington, they stop their slump and
finally get into some playoff form.
Gerry: How long can the Redskins stink against inferior teams? Now that
Westbrook is healthy, I foresee the Redskins returning to their 30+ points prominence.
Rice: Arizona's got Plummer back, so
the Cardinals are no longer a lock for a loss. However, the Redskins' defense has to look
itself in the mirror and say, "Man, we gotta give our offense a chance to
win...". I think this week Washington's defense will prove to the home crowd that
they're not such pansies.
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vs
Miami Dolphins @ New York Jets
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Gerry: Miami
None: Miami
Rice: MiamiNone:
Wow. Dan Marino sure was pissed last week after that disappointing loss to the Colts. They
made a mistake in giving Peyton Manning and the Colts offense any time on the clock, and
paid for it. Now, losers of three of their last four, the Dolphins must win this one if
they dont want to fade from the playoff picture. They should against the Jets.
Gerry: I love the Jets, but Miami has more to lose in this game. I
actually see them beating the Jets quite handily, behind a rejuvenated Marino and a pissed
as hell defense that will maul Curtis Martin and make Keyshawn's life miserable.
Rice: I smell upset. I am itching to
take the Jets, but alas, common sense once again kicks in... and combine that with how
Marino blew off the media, the Dolphins are going to come out firing on all cylinders. The
Jets can't hang, but don't be surprised if they make it close.
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San Diego Chargers @ Seattle Seahawks
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Gerry: Seattle
None: Seattle
Rice: SeattleNone:
Seattle suffered a potentially deadly and very disappointing loss to the Raiders last
week, but against a crappy Chargers team with no sign of an offense, I like the Seahawks.
However, one thing- the Ryan Leaf lookout will now go into effect. Will he play?
Gerry: Jon Kitna will blow up for 300 yards in this game. The Seahawks
have a lot of defensive injuries, that's why I think they lose their last few games. But
Holmgren will weave together a winning team this week.
Rice: It's the Chargers. What can
you say? They suck. And without Seau, their defense is no longer top notch. Seattle will
light it up at home.
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Atlanta Falcons @ San Francisco 49ers
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Gerry: San Francisco
None: Atlanta
Rice: San FranciscoNone:
Anyone can light up the 49er secondary. But these are the Falcons! And they suck...how the
hell - I said. ANYONE! Go Falcons!
Gerry: The Niners can beat the Falcons if they get their offense going.
Jerry Rice has come alive, and Charlie Garner has been the Niner's most valuable player.
At home, they probably won't let their fans see them reek against a beatable team.
Rice: What a horrible nightmare the
Niners must be going though. Last week Garcia threw for over 400 yeards, and Jerry Rice
had his best game of the season. They still lost cuz the Bengals offense has become
explosive w/ Blake back at the helm. The Falcons don't have the offense, and I predict the
Niners will salvage some face with a win at home.
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Minnesota Vikings @ Kansas City Chiefs
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Gerry: Minnesota
None: Kansas City
Rice: Kansas CityNone:
The Vikings must find themselves feeling déjà vu right about now. They play a team who
is awesome at home, only decent on the road. They play a playoff contender who might not
qualify with a couple of losses here and there. They play a team with a great defense, but
a struggling offense. Oh, what the hell. Since the Vikings played on Monday, I might as
well continue this déjà vu- theyll lose again.
Gerry: KC is a fraud. I swear Vanover single-handedly wins half their
games for them. I think the Vikings will have only a modest offensive display, but
whatever they do is enough to beat this horribly overrated KC team.
Rice: The Chiefs may be a fraud, but
they sure can win at home. Minnesota, on the other hand, is more of a fraud. Their offense
is merely a sliver of their powerhouse machine last year. Plus Kansas City has a very
respectable defense. Victory at Arrowhead.
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vs
Denver Broncos @ Jacksonville Jaguars
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Gerry: Jacksonville
None: Jacksonville
Rice: Jacksonville
None: Denver is not
going anywhere. Jacksonville is. Another mediocre team for the Jaguars to build their
record up against. Damn, I hate the AFC Central.
Gerry: The Haguars are hitting their stride at the right time, and the
resurrection of their passing game must be sending chills down the rest of the league's
spine. Plus Fred Taylor is starting to practice at full tilt. Watch out now.
Rice: As much as I love
the underdog Broncos, I have to say Jacksonville is playing terrific football as of late.
If they keep this up, they will be Super Bowl champs. Denver will scratch and claw, but
the Jaguars will shut them down.
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{ Bye week } |
None:
OVERALL ANALYSIS- The playoff picture has gotten frisky. The NFC Central has four teams
within a win of each other for the lead; the NFC East is in the exact same situation. The
West... well, only the Rams have a shot in hell. But thats still nine teams vying
for six spots. Every game is important. Meanwhile in the AFC, Seattles loss opens a
doorway for Oakland and Seattle, the Titans loss makes them vulnerable, and the
East... its still the East. Wow! This analysis is short: maybe thats because I
have three major tests in a three day span... my schedules as crowded as the playoff
picture. |
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Gerry's LOCK OF
THE WEEK: |
San Francisco -> The Niners can't
be this bad....... they can't be!! They scored 30 points last week against a shitty
defense. Atl's defense ain't all that great either. They gotta win this one! They just
gotta. They can't suck this bad.............. |
None's LOCK OF
THE WEEK: |
Tampa Bay -> Shaun King played well
enough last week to beat the Vikings, and I still think Detroit is overrated. (maybe
Im just an ass) Anyways, look for Tampa to make it two huge wins in a row against
division opponents. |
Rice's LOCK OF
THE WEEK: |
Kansas City -> Minnesota's going
down baby! This is my second lock in a row against them. Down with the Vikings! |
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