EASTERN CONFERENCE 1.) Charlotte Hornets- The
Hornets, yes the Hornets. Yes, the ones from Charlotte, are my pick to respresent the East
in the 2000 NBA Finals. They have a team of scrappy, overachieving athletes. Plus they
have the fiery youth and leadership of Baron Davis, and the return of a fat plug in the
key, Anthony Mason, the NBA's best passing 300 pounder. But what will utlimately push
Charlotte to greatness is Eddie Jones and Elden Campbell, who bring their years of playoff
experience w/ the Lakers, and will undoubtedly be more accustomed to the environment in
Charlotte.
-> Baron Davis- UCLA!!! He's too pig headed
to play softly. Every time he takes off from the free throw line to dunk, I cringe,
because that's how he wrecked his knee last last year. Of course, w/ a recuperated knee he
doesn't seem any worse for wear. 2.) Indiana Pacers- I think
this season will be like a death bed type deal for the Pacers. We all know that Larry Bird
suffers from a heart condition that will force him to resign after this season. That sure
is depressing. Plus the Pacers reek w/ the stench of oldness. Their average age must be
like 29, and that's only because Jonathan Bender, the HS phenom, is 19. Indiana will run
out of gas by season's end.
-> Jalen Rose- This year is Jalen's turn to
finally start, and you'll notice his numbers significantly go up. But the Pacers' wins
will go down. Go figure. 3.) Toronto Raptors- I have the
uneasy feeling that the Raptors went a little too far in trying to add veteran leadership.
They had the #5 pick in the draft, which coulda been used on a bonafide PG, which the
Raptors sorely lack, but instead they traded the pick for Antonio Davis, a solid veteran
fwd, but one who doesn't fulfill their needs. Plus they resigned Charles Oakley rather
than trading him for more youthful players. Oh well, at least they have the all world tag
team in Vince Carter and Tracy McGrady. Look for Doug Christie to be traded for a real PG
this season.
-> Tracy McGrady- McGrady's Vince's cousin,
and you can tell hops runs in the family. This year McGrady will get more playing time,
and will start reminding people of Penny. 4.) Atlanta Hawks- Atlanta probably made the 2nd most offseason moves, and although they've gotten flak for getting Isaiah Rider for Steve Smith, keep in mind they also got Jim Jackson, who's been a 20 point scorer before. Don't overlook him. But the rest of the Atlanta team is still intact, especially their defensive rock Dikembe Mutombo. He'll lead the league in blocks and elbows to the face. Players to watch: 5.) Cleveland Cavaliers- Every
year, the Cavaliers play their slow-ball, forcing their opponents to trudge downcourt in a
half-court set, and barely scoring above 70 points a game. This year, coach Mike Fratello
is gone, and new, more exciting system should be installed. Look for Cleveland's rookies
to shine.
-> Andre Miller- The Compton native doesn't
play w/ any thug in him. He's not flashy, he's not selfish, and I don't think he has any
tattoos on him. Look for him to start. 6.) Milwaukee Bucks- The Bucks
have the NBA's most sex-related moniker, w/ 2nd being Miami. You can tell that I don't
really have much to say about Milwaukee, a team loaded w/ talent on paper, but find ways
to lose games on the court. But they're young, and the return of a healthy Sam Cassell
gives the Bucks one of the best starting lineups in the league. It's all about chemistry
and coaching now.
Projected starting lineup: 7.) Detroit Pistons- The
Pistons look like a team that ready to combust. I don't think Bison Dele's coming back,
and I don't think Grant Hill wants to either next year. They have bad chemistry, no play
maker, and no Joe Dumars around to set a good example. One bright spot is Jerome Williams,
who is like Dennis Rodman in his younger years. This is will be a down year for the
Piss-tons.
Projected starting lineup: 8.) Chicago Bulls- Don't let
the Bulls shitty roster fool you. True, they're shitty, but if you examine the roster more
closely, you'll see that about half of the team can readily be waived, clearing cap room.
This can only mean that Crumbs Krause is planning a huge free agent signing next year. Tim
Duncan and Grant Hill will be on the market. Who knows? |