10 Obscure Beauties
(By Gerry Wang)
10 OBSCURE CELEBRITY BEAUTIES YOU MIGHT
HAVE MISSED THROUGH THE YEARS
by Gerry Wang
_____If you're like me,
then you get sick of all the overexposed babes in
Hollywood. You get sick of the Cindy Crawfords, Jenny
McCarthys, Sung Hi Lees, and you need someone else to
fill the void in your life. Someone with a fresh face,
nice body, that no one's ever heard of. Someone you can
call your own. So here's a list of 10 beautiful women,
who are not on the A-list of famous celebrities, but
deserve your attention regardless.
_____I had to fight to
get this article published, since the Iron Fist of the
tyrannical, puritanical Rice kept smiting my female-based
articles down. So let us inundate Rice with messages
calling for more girls on Rice World. More girls! More
_____Every man dies. Not every man truly
lives......... until he gets to look at pictorials of
these women. Ask not what your country can do for you,
but what you can do for your country. Everybody, let my
pictures be published! There will be a great cry in all
*Editor's note: Not true! Gerry is
attempting an internal mutiny. Don't let him get away
_____Keep in mind I had
to scour the Net for these pics. These honeys aren't
famous, hence their pictures on the WWW are quite scarce.
Please excuse the poor quality of some of them.
_____I also must sadly
report that I was unable to get any pictures of the
following obscure beauties. They are worthy of your
attention, but the fact that I can't get any pics
prevents them from making the list. So dig around the Net
for anything about these babes, and it'll be worth your
1.) Chelsea Noble- Kirk Cameron's wife, played his love
interest on the short-lived WB series "Kirk"
2.) Cassidy Rae, Sydney Penny, Christina Moore- all are
on "Hyperion Bay," also on the WB
3.) Rose McGowan- from "Scream 1",
"BioDome", "Phantoms" along with top
10 member Joanna Going
4.) Talisa Soto- played Kitana, the princess on
"Mortal Kombat: The Movie"
5.) Tia Carrere- Wayne's girlfriend on "Wayne's
World" 1 and 2, also in the pathetic "Jury
Duty" starring Pauly Shore
And here's the Top 10, unranked:
1.) Joanna Going- "Inventing the Abbotts,"
"How To Make An American Quilt,"
2.) Aika Miura- Japanese celebrity
3.) Natalie Portman- in the upcoming "Star Wars:
Episode One- The Phantom Menace," "Beautiful
Girls," "The Professional"
4.) Vivian Chow- Hong Kong singer
5.) Lee Hyo Ri- Korean teen singer from the
group FIN K.L.
6.) Eugene- from SES, another Korean teen
7.) Angie Everhart- supermodel,
"Jade," "Last Action Hero,"
"Bordello of Blood"
8.) Jane March- "Color of Night,"
"Tarzan and the Lost City,"
9.) Gong Li- Chinese actress,
"Temptress Moon," "Shanghai Triad"
10.) Anna Marie Goddard- ex-Playboy